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Re-cap: State of the Union Address

January 29, 2010

While President Obama delivered his State of the Union address, he defended himself  in saying he inherited the current crisis from the previous administration. And then encouraged everyone to panic.

“Sell your gold, rob a bank. Do something!” Obama said. “Because I tried, and I’m the President.”

Obama, well aware of America’s primary concerns – jobs and the economy – brought forth an action plan. “Find God, and get Him to act fast.”

“Make Chinese friends. Because they have your money,” Obama explained.

Senator Barbara Boxer of California commented: “Bush didn’t say that shit last year; he, at least, had the decency to lie to us.”

After his address, President Obama was speaking with his wife, Michelle, as he was taking off his microphone. “Come on, we’re going to China.”

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